The Geek’s Guide to Romantic Restaurants
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Is there a gal in your office who codes really well and has a great pair of, uh, pocket protectors? Are you worried about asking her for a date? If she agrees, are you worried about where to take her for dinner? You want to take her somewhere romantic. Here are some tips:
Romantic
Valet parking
Wine [...]
Installing A Husband
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
• Romance 9.5 and
• Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such [...]