Posted by Silicon Valley Jim on February 14, 2010 · Leave a Comment
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Is there a gal in your office who codes really well and has a great pair of, uh, pocket protectors? Are you worried about asking her for a date? If she agrees, are you worried about where to take her for dinner? You want to take her somewhere romantic. Here are some tips:
Romantic
Valet parking
Wine [...]
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Posted by LoveEngineer.com on January 27, 2010 · Leave a Comment
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
• Romance 9.5 and
• Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such [...]
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Posted by Michelle_Rose on November 16, 2009 · Leave a Comment
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As a single person active in the dating scene, be careful not to fall into the trap of playing the dating game. It is human nature to seek order from chaos and dating is no different. Resist the temptation to sort, categorize, judge and label dating as just another activity or worse, simply a [...]
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Posted by TechieGirl on September 12, 2009 · 3 Comments
The current day and age, navigating the confusing and often contradictory world of dating rituals can be an intimidating and frustrating experience.
“Never call a man”, “Don’t ask a woman out, get her to ask you”, “Play hard to get”, “Tease her with small insults”, “Cook him a big meal”, “Don’t be too nice to her” [...]
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Posted by LoveEngineer.com on August 15, 2009 · Leave a Comment
Romance can fade and love stories can turn into nightmares. This is the reality of life. But many people still find it hard to amicably break up with someone. If you’re currently not satisfied with the relationship you’re in and you’re thinking of ending it soon, here are a few for establishing the best [...]
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